Interviewer: You were nominated for an Emmy for Arrested Development. If you’d won, would you be more or less obnoxious than you are now?
Will: Oh, definitely more obnoxious. But I never had a chance. I was happy just to be nominated. But if I’d won? I would have shoved that Emmy in so many faces. I would’ve done a victory lap through Toronto and New York and LA. You would’ve seen that shit from satellite images. Instead, I just lost graciously.
- Michael learning Spanish to impress Marta, but can only find a Spanish education tape for business phrases.
- Tape: Are you going to the complimentary breakfast?
- Michael: Yeah that'll get her hot.
Whenever I drink, I say “I don’t need to smoke pot anymore, this is fun!”
Whenever I smoke, I say “I don’t need to drink anymore, this is fun!”
Whenever I drink and smoke, though, I say “I’ve made a terrible mistake”